Mil Canciones Pluscuamperfectas (5): Biff’s Question Song (Actualizado!!)
Estoy seguro de que conocen a Tom Wilson, aunque no suepan quién es Tom Wilson. Se trata del actor que dio vida a Biff Tannen (y su padre, y su abuelo), villano(s) de la trilogía Regreso al Futuro. También es cómico de stand-up, y hoy les traigo esta pequeña maravilla de su repertorio: la Biff’s Question Song. La traducción es cortesía de El Perro Mistetas
TOM WILSON – Biff’s Question Song
When I’m flying in a plane, or I’m on the street,
There’s a lot of famous people, that I like to meet.
They shake my hand and never ask my name.
And they start asking questions, that are always the same. Hey
What’s Michael J. Fox like?
He’s nice.
What’s Michael J. Fox like?
Nice guy.
What’s Michael J. Fox like?
He’s an ALIEN!
Stop asking me the question!
I went to the Bar Mitzvah of my nephew Josh.
Now I’m not jewish, but I like to nash.
Put on my yamada, started to pray,
When the rabbi leaned over and I heard him say. Hey:
Was that real manure?
No, it wasn’t.
Was that real manure?
Noo!
Was that real manure?
IT’S A MOVIE!
Stop asking me the question!
Can we take your picture? Come on. Look mean.
Would you call my friend a butthead on his answering machine? Hey
Questions, questions just fill my head.
I went to my doctor. My doctor said. Hey:
What does a Key Grip do?
Set up lights.
What does the Best Boy do?
Help the Key Grip.
What does a producer do?
I don’t KNOW!
Stop asking me the question!
Do you all hang out together?
No, we don’t.
How’s Crispin Glover?
Never talk to him.
Back To The Future Four?
Not happenin’.
Stop asking me the question!
Hey, Who’s the nicest, famous guy you know?
Adam Sandler.
Who is the biggest jerk?
Gary Busey.
How much money do you make?
More, than you do.
So, stop asking me the question!
(Gracias, eunice)
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